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Dad Joke Central

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up!
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus!
Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems!
What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks!

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